Patrick Says

Ok, wow. I can’t believe I’m admitting this one.

It’s an established fact that I love ‘pop tarts’. By that, I mean young female pop and rock acts. I’ve professed my love for Katy Perry, the Veronicas, Avril Lavigne, Lennon, Kelly Clarkson and even Hilary Duff on occasion.

But then I heard this track on the radio and I was like, ‘hey, this isn’t bad, I wonder who this is’. And then that fateful lyric:

She’s just being Miley.

I almost wrecked the car. But I didn’t. I did, however, download the track.
Screw you; you got vices too. Don’t even act like you don’t.

Last year, The Wife and I went to a bed and breakfast in Cape Girardeau and my car got burglarized. Well, apparently that guy followed us back because my car got broken into again…this time outside MY HOUSE. I always thought I live in a decent neighborhood. But the reality is that criminals travel and they don’t really care where they go for the stuff.

So, I’m out yet another FM transmitter.