Patrick Says

A Friday’s Feast? Why not?

Appetizer
How are you today?
Fine. Thanks. And you?

Soup
Name 3 television shows you watch on a regular basis.
The Office, Scrubs & Family Guy.

Salad
What’s the scariest weather situation you’ve experienced?
The summer storm of 2006. It destroyed a lot of stuff, took down power for millions and smashed a dumpster into a lady at Busch Stadium.

Main Course
If you could wake up tomorrow morning in another country, where would you want to be?
I like this one just fine.

Dessert
What do you usually wear to sleep?
Boxers and a T-shirt.

Is this a return to this feature? Don’t count on it.

People say to me, they say, ‘Patrick, why don’t you do the Friday Feast?’

And I say, ‘I’m just not that into it…sorry.’

Appetizer
On a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being highest, how polite are you?
Depends on the day. Most days, a 6.

Soup
What was the last thing that made you laugh out loud?
Getting a phone call at work because my son had dropped a deuce on the toilet. The things you celebrate as a parent…

Salad
Who is your favorite cartoon character?

Heckle & Jeckle

Main Course
Tell about the funniest teacher you ever had.
Mr. Dripps, but you really had to be there.

Dessert
Complete this sentence: I strongly believe that _ice cream tastes good_.

Do the Feast!

Appetizer
Describe a toy you remember from your childhood.
This game: The Dark Tower

Soup
On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 being highest) how observant are you?
About a 3. My wife would say I’m a 2.

Salad
Where would you rather be at this very moment?
In bed. Long day tomorrow.

Main Course
When was the last time you learned something new?
Tonight I learned how to use Winamp, live365.com and Shoutcast to play DJ from my home computer. What a rush!

Dessert
Fill in the blank: I have an empty cup but I haven’t soda to drink.

It’s time for the Feast. Enjoy!

Appetizer
On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 being highest) how much do enjoy watching sports on television?
Probably about a 2 or 3. If it’s NFL football, then 6. Cardinal baseball might go as high as 7.

Soup
If you could completely memorize any one work of fiction, which one would you pick?
‘A Few Good Men’. Amazing movie. This clip is one of the greatest scenes in movie history. (The voice pitches are high in this clip. But I didn’t upload it, so I have to take what I can find.)

Salad
What is your favorite breakfast food?
Fresh, hot cinnamon rolls. The kind you can break apart and spiral out. Mmmmmm…

Main Course
Name something fun you can do for less than $10.00.
Play with my kids. Top that.

Dessert
How long does it usually take you to fall asleep?
Anywhere between 2-5 minutes usually. My wife hates that about me.