Patrick Says

Why not? The Wife loves these things.

Appetizer
When was the last time you had your hair cut/trimmed?
A month or so ago. I’m due. I like it real short.

Soup
Name one thing you miss about being a child.
The promise of the future. The whole world was in front of you. That and fart jokes. Wait…I still have those.

Salad
Pick one: butter, margarine, olive oil.
Which one is Country Crock?

Main Course
If you could learn another language, which one would you pick, and why?
Italian, because it is the language of my heritage. Sometimes, I don’t feel Italian enough.

Dessert
Finish this sentence: In 5 years I expect to be…
…playing games with a nine-year-old and a six-year-old.

Why not? It’s a Friday’s Feast. Here goes.

Appetizer
Name something you would categorize as weird.
People seem so desperate for the world ‘to be ending’ that they jump at every chance to delight in another natural disaster. That, to me, is weird. The world is cyclic…get over it.

Soup
What color was the last piece of food you ate?
Red. It was General Tzo’s chicken. Dee-licious! Scratch that. It was brown; it was the Symphony Blue chocolate bar my co-worker gave me.

Salad
On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest, how much do you enjoy being alone?
Five. It can go either way. Sometimes I enjoy some ‘me’ time. Other times, I want to be with my family and friends.

Main Course
Fill in the blank: I will _________ vote for ___________ in _______.
I will always vote for the candidate in which I feel most confident.

Dessert
Describe your sleeping habits.
I lay in bed, close my eyes and anywhere from 30 seconds to 2 minutes later, I am out. Don’t hate the player; hate the game.

Have a good weekend, peeps.

Against my better judgment, it’s a Feast.

Appetizer: What does the color dark green make you think of?
My 1994 Dodge Shadow. It was emerald green. It was the first car I bought new and paid for entirely. I rode that car until it died, then donated it to charity. A couple months later, I saw it driving around the Galleria.

Soup: How many cousins do you have?
I have no idea. My family isn’t very together.

Salad: On a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being highest, how honest are you?
Easily, a 10. But again, I could be totally lying. I’m told that I’m a incredibly good liar. Everyone has a skill. Mine is helping my co-workers out of pickles through deception. Go figure.

Main Course: Name something that is truly free.
You’re kidding yourself if you think anything is truly free.

Dessert: Using the letters in the word SPRING, write a sentence.
Some people’r really into naked gardening.
(Pretend it’s a cockney accent to make that contraction work.)

Happy weekend!

Why not? It’s a Feast!

Appetizer
When was the last time you received a surprise in the mail, and what was it?
I got a bill I wasn’t expecting a couple weeks back, but I’m guessing they wanted a good surprise.

Soup
If you could have a summer and/or winter home, where would you want it to be?
I’d have a winter home in Las Vegas, baby.

Salad
Pick one: pineapple, orange, banana, apple, cherry.
Easy…pineapple.

Main Course
Describe the nicest piece of clothing that you own.
Clothing is so nothing to me. I have a lot of shirts and a couple jeans and I just rotate. If by nice, you mean favorite, then I would say any one of my XXL pocket tees.

Dessert
If you could forget one whole day from your life, which day would you choose to wipe from your memory?
One day…hmmm…this one is a thinker. The day The Wife fell while holding our firstborn son from a short set of stairs. I remember being very panicked while driving home to get them to take him to the hospital. As new parents, we were really terrified. Everything turned out okay, but it was pretty scary for awhile. Turns out kids are pretty much made of rubber.

There are lot of strong candidates for second on that wiping thing. Just for the record…

Why not? It’s the Feast!

Appetizer
If you were a dog, what breed would you be, and why?
Bassett hound. Very depressing.

Soup
What does the color purple make you think of?
Uh…a movie…maybe you’ve seen it…it’s called ‘The Color Purple’…

Salad
Approximately how long does it take you to get ready each morning?
In total, about 30-45 minutes.

Main Course
How many cousins do you have, and are you close to them?
No idea. Don’t care.

Dessert
Take your initials (first, middle, last) and come up with something else those letters could stand for. (Example: SFO = Sweet Funny Otter)
PDD = Patrick Doggy Dogg

PEACE OUT!!!