Patrick Says

• Just walked up 8 flights of stairs. Holy crap, I'm out of shape. #fb #
• The jury is out still, but GMail's 'Priority Inbox' isn't wow-ing me at this point. I could live w/o it. Maybe I don't get enough email. #
• Tonight, for some reason, I'm feeling especially envious of other people's normal lives. #fb #
• For the last time, people, come and cum are NOT interchangeable! They mean TWO separate things! Argh! #

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I think this whole posting my tweets here on the blog thing has run its course. They just aren’t that exciting. If you want to keep up with my tweets, go follow me on Twitter.

• Hey @VirginMobileUS Can I share minutes across two prepaid phones? I can't afford to top up two phones each month. #
• RT @Strwbrry_Blonde Jesus, the president can't even address schoolchildren w/out eliciting frantic cries of TEH SOCIALISMZ from the right? #
• I dig Kate Winslet, but hate period pieces. It's a dilemma… #
• Good to see #chrisbrownbowtie trending. That thing was ridiculous. #
• Windsor School District not doing Obama speech. Only pre-approved curriculum. Right-wing nutjobs can send their kids to school without fear. #
• Back to the gas station for more Diet Coke and cherry sours. Wife wants gummy bears. #
• I'm starting to get really steamed with conservatives. I've been holding my tongue and trying to make nice-nice. It's wearing thin. #
• RT @angrytownhall: FACT: MOST fires should NOT be covered b/c summer is a preexisting condition (Me: I heart the sarcasm.) #
• Let me amend that. I'm getting steamed at some conservatives. We can agree to disagree and still be civil and many are. Kudos to those. #

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• Is that swine flu shot meant for everybody or just kids and old people? #
• I'm tired of people. I want the whole world to die. Woot! #
• Little better now. You all may continue to live. #
• The Zombie Run has been decapitated. Phew. #
• For the thousandth time, I MUMBLE! I KNOW! SHUT UP! #
• Starting watching 'Secret Diary of a Call Girl'. Keeping waiting for the Doctor to show up in the Tardis. Then Billie Piper blows somebody. #
• Ever see a tweet so dumb you have to unfollow the person who said it? Yeah, me neither. #
• I feel like it's a Ramones kind of night. #fb #
• Like Kevin Smith is ever actually going to see that last tweet. Ha. #
• 'But she just couldn't stay. She had to break away. Well, New York City really has it all.' #
• About to start my fourth Christopher Moore (aka @TheAuthorGuy ) book tomorrow! Fluke FTW! #fb #
• Wow. Two dumb statements; two unfollows. In one night. #
• Good gosh, I figure how god ugly EVERY MySpace page is. Plus the 14-min load times. #
• Yeah, in that last tweet, sub the word 'forgot' in place of 'figure'. Stupid fast typing. #

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• Is it possible to get my health insurance to pay for Diet Coke if I can prove it's medically necessary? #
• So Disney bought Marvel? Meh. #
• If television producers insisting on remaking crappy 80s shows, where's that ALF remake? Gordon Shumway needs work! How about Small Wonder? #
• What crappy 80s show would you remake? #crappy80sshowdueforremake #
• I cannot physically type single digit numbers as numbers. I must write them out. Five. Five…argh… #
• Apparently, I'm very easy to ignore… #
• I'm not entirely sure that Twitter is providing me anything at all. #
• Pastor who prayed for Obama death also racist: 'we don't need another holiday.' Subtext: 'we celebrate too many black people already.' #
• RT @BRETT_HOUCHIN Hey there, Tea Party people: I'll say this one more time: The bail outs started before Obama got there. #
• Copyright holders have made Youtube boring as all get out. Just saying… #
• Nothing ever seems to get better. So tired of this. #
• Bright spot of the day: I got 'Dark Passion Play' by Nightwish from SwapACD.com. Yeah! #fb #
• RT @billstreeter: Five Symptoms of Republican Schizophrenia http://ff.im/-7sx1F (Nice.) #
• Seriously regretting a purchase I made. Sometimes, I am such a f***-up. #
• Been unfollowing a lot tonight. It's nothing personal, just trying to recalibrate my Twitter experience. It's lost something lately. #

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