Patrick Says

Somebody’s going to have to pay for that mirror, missy!

Haven’t done an animated GIF of the day in awhile…why not zombies?

So, apparently, according to my Facebook, yesterday two days ago was Star Wars Day. Get it? May the fourth be with you…see where they’re going with that? Well, you know what they say, poetry is bad, but pun is verse. Ba-da-bum-ching. I’ll be here all week, people. Try the veal.

Mmmm, veal.

But I digress. In honor of Star Wars Day, I give you this animated GIF, clearly from the original movie that started it all. So, run out to your nearest beer franchise and celebrate with 70′s Mark Hamil! Boo-yah!

I have some animated GIFs that are pretty darn hilarious. But the subject matter in some of them is a little dicey. It’s like telling jokes about disability appeal in a room full of disabled and armed veterans; you gotta be careful.

So, I’ll just post these after the MORE tag and then you have to go to the site to see them all!

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There’s a lot of stuff I don’t know. I don’t understand how nuclear power plants work. I don’t know anything about diet pills that work. And I certainly cannot name a single member of Big Time Rush.

But I do know one thing: I hate Charter.

After Talking To Anyone From Charter

I’m not kidding when I say that I have received more phone calls and pieces of mail asking me to upgrade since I joined Charter for Internet than I ever received when I was not a subscriber in any way. It’s like the Charter way to grow your business is to harass the living s**t out of existing customers. That’s a great business model, Charter! EFF YOU!

Also, your animated GIF of the day.