Patrick Says

I was watching ‘Good Luck Charlie‘ on the streaming Netflix the other day. The kids like the show and it’s family-friendly, so you know, win-win. Anyway, the mom on the show is, well…in the two seasons I’ve watched, I don’t think I’ve ever seen her mother anything. No nurturing talks or life lessons for her kids. Just a big giant bowl of psychotic neuroses. I realize the show is tailored for laughs, but she is just so over-the-top, it’s ridiculous.

Which just goes to support my longstanding theory that Disney hates moms. Seriously, the most endangered species on the planet is a Disney mom. If hunters aren’t shooting them, then predator fish are eating them. Disney loves devising new and inventive ways to kill moms. If you need some ideas, Disney, how about mother-eating sharks, laser spine destruction or maybe hot lava? Just trying to help.

Really, if Ensign Jones is going down to the planet’s surface with Kirk, Spock and McCoy, he should bring along a Disney mom. His chances of survival will increase threefold or more. You’re going to be okay, Ensign Jones!

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