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Great News If You Love STDs!

As if Saint Louis doesn’t have enough problems, a new report shows new cases of chlamydia, gonorrhea and syphilis (or as I call them, the ‘triple threat’) have gone up here in our fair disease-ridden city.

It’s like a sparkling jewel in the crown that is Missouri.

So, let’s check that list!

Missouri

  • Puppy mills
  • Meth labs
  • Loosest bestiality laws

  • Great selection of STDs

I’ll bet the tourism board is so f***ing stoked that they want to go out and celebrate! Wear a rubber!

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6 Responses to “Great News If You Love STDs!”

  1. BloggerFather Says:
    November 18th, 2011 at 10:53 pm

    You had me at Loosest bestiality laws!
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    Patrick D. Reply:
    November 19th, 2011 at 11:35 pm

    Then Missouri IS the state for you!

  2. Jami Says:
    November 24th, 2011 at 8:22 am

    I can sort of see a common thread here. I shouldn’t have to connect the dots for you, but a place with loose bestiality laws and a lot of puppy mills… and then stds… I guess the meth labs are just gravy.

    Patrick D. Reply:
    November 24th, 2011 at 10:24 am

    I see where you’re going with that. But take it further. Don’t you have to be a little high to have sex with puppies…hence the meth labs.

  3. Jami Says:
    November 24th, 2011 at 10:35 am

    You’re probably right. Anytime I hear something like this, I remember when I was working at a radio station and we got a PSA from PETA reminding people not to have sex with chickens, because it can kill the chickens.

    Patrick D. Reply:
    November 24th, 2011 at 12:29 pm

    Awww. Now I feel sad for chickens.