The Two-Girl Buffer…
As you know, I’m into fitness these days. I walk a lot and once a week, I walk in a local park. One of the trails in that park goes deep deep into the woods. So deep that I start to wonder if there might be hillbillies out there waiting to kidnap, tie up with industrial rubber hose and then kill hikers. Know what I mean? We’ve all seen those movies. I don’t want to be one of those victims.
So it’s always a sigh of relief when I pass a semi-attractive twenty-something woman hiking on the trail. Even better if she’s with a friend. Why? Because the hillbilly is clearly going to be more interested in the hotties than a forty-something heavy guy. I call that the ‘two-girl buffer’.
Safety first, my friends. Well, my safety anyway. 
