Patrick Says

I can’t wait for this film. I’m not going to lie…I may have teared up a little in the middle somewhere. But not a boo-hoo tear, just a little happiness got some dust in my eye crap.

Recently, a fellow blogger called me out on her blog:

Certain blogger friends of mine need to keep their trap shut and quit yapping about the lack of content on this blog.

See, she’s been having a lot of trouble generating content and I’ve been giving her some grief about it. On this blog. And on Facebook. But see, here’s the thing. Well, hold that thought.

Let me address ALL my critics when I say this:

Jessica, don’t get angry with me for trying to push you toward your potential. Get angry with yourself because you are not pushing yourself there.

And to help drill that home, this kid:

You keep practicing. And you get better and better. I know it.

I hate to say this, but Katy Perry songs are ridiculously addictive and this could be the greatest music video of all-time, except for maybe that alternative Bruno Mars ‘Lazy Song’ video with Leonard Nimoy. Thank you, Katy, for feeding my obsession with big hair.

Not for the kids, but okay for work. Unless you work at a church.

Real posts coming soon, I promise.

…please pick him up at the front desk. He’s scaring people.

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