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What Up With That, Tomatoes?!?

You know what I hate?

Ketchup water.

You know what I’m talking about? You get the ketchup bottle out of the fridge (which I already hate…ugh, refrigerated ketchup) and don’t shake it properly before squirting and you get water mixed with tomato-y residue. It’s not even close to ketchup. It’s just disgusting.

You’d think with all the preservatives and chemicals in ketchup, one of them would keep the water from separating from the tomato goodness. But no. There it is. Ketchup water. Talking to me. Telling me what a failure I am. How I’ll never amount to anything. How someday I’ll be in the market for hair loss products for men. How someday I’ll eventually outweigh Dom DeLuise. You’re so right, ketchup water, you’re so right…

This entry was posted on Tuesday, March 22nd, 2011 at 6:36 pm and is filed under Randomness. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

2 Responses to “What Up With That, Tomatoes?!?”

  1. jami Says:
    March 23rd, 2011 at 10:54 pm

    I don’t like ketchup, but I’m glad to see you used a picture of Pittsburgh’s own Heinz.
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    Patrick D. Reply:
    March 24th, 2011 at 6:26 am

    I gotta go with what Google Images gives me.