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I Couldn’t Make This Up!

So, an English ice cream parlor is serving ice cream made from human breast milk.

Let it sink in. Okay, uh, ewww. Gross, lady. Now I’m all for breastfeeding kids. The benefits are many and the stuff is free if you can make it. But I don’t want to go to Baskin Robbins and have to wonder what that thirty-second ingredient is in my ice cream. Seriously, this is effed up.

Not only that, but the ice cream costs about $22.50 per serving. She should look into ways to increase breast milk production. She could retire in just a few short years.

Seriously, this is gross. It just is. I don’t care how much chocolate syrup you put on it. I ain’t eating it.

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6 Responses to “I Couldn’t Make This Up!”

  1. vegas710 Says:
    February 27th, 2011 at 9:49 am

    You know, I think this is a stupid gimmick. I do find it pretty funny though, that we are happy to drink/eat the same damn stuff when it comes out of a cow. That’s just weird.
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    Patrick D. Reply:
    February 27th, 2011 at 3:35 pm

    Yes, but I also eat the flesh off that animal. And it’s all delicious. I just don’t want to eat another person’s bodily fluids.

  2. Christina Reilly Says:
    February 27th, 2011 at 1:46 pm

    She ain’t my momma…ewwww!

  3. Eric Says:
    March 1st, 2011 at 3:25 pm

    so you’re saying we need to clone more breasts??

  4. BeccA's Buzz Says:
    March 1st, 2011 at 4:17 pm

    I suddenly have a hankerin’ for a milkshake.
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    Patrick D. Reply:
    March 2nd, 2011 at 8:57 am

    Seriously? After this article, you have a hankerin’ for a milkshake? Uh, what flavor?