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The Toys Are Coming For Us…

We all love the ‘Toy Story’ movies. I love them. They’re great. Endearing, lovable toys on missions to make sure kids are happy. But really, deep down, the premise of these movies is creepy.

  1. All toys are sentient. They are self-aware. They are watching us.
  2. They can move. That means they can take up weapons.
  3. If every child has 20+ toys, there are like, 800 bajillion toys in the world.

Put it all together and we’re dead meat. If you thought the zombie apocalypse was going to be bad, just wait until the toy apocalyspe happens. Think of the army men alone. We are all doomed. You should stock up now on lighter fluid, rain boots and matches because plastic burns, baby, burns.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, December 29th, 2010 at 2:07 pm and is filed under Randomness. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

4 Responses to “The Toys Are Coming For Us…”

  1. BeccA's Buzz Says:
    December 29th, 2010 at 5:15 pm

    Well, if adult ‘toys’ were to suddenly decide to take over, we’re all f*&%$#d! LOL
    BeccA’s Buzz recently posted…Buyers beware!

    Patrick D. Reply:
    December 29th, 2010 at 10:17 pm

    Even if they don’t take over, you’re f*&%$#d.

  2. BeccA's Buzz Says:
    January 5th, 2011 at 10:55 pm

    Where’s the ‘LIKE’ button on this blog?
    BeccA’s Buzz recently posted…2011 is off to a busy start!

    Patrick D. Reply:
    January 5th, 2011 at 11:30 pm

    Try Facebook. I think they have ‘Like’ buttons.