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Maybe It Was All The Drugs…

Way back in American history, in a time called 1974, there was a musical artist/muppet named Carly Simon. (Seriously, she looked like a muppet.) Anyway, she had a hit song called ‘Haven’t Got Time For The Pain’. The chorus of this song contained the title lyric. Which made me think…that’s kind of a dumb song lyric.

Sidebar: What made me think of this? I have a headache brewing right now and went to get a pain reliever, maybe next to the thermogenic fat burners that really work, if I kept that kind of item at home. It reminded me of an old commercial that sampled said song. Now, let’s get back to me being snarky and making fun of old songs, shall we?

So, WHO actually has time for pain? I mean, really? ‘Oh, I’ve got the whole afternoon free, so maybe I can work in a headache, some back pain, a second degree burn on my wrist and maybe, I don’t know, some rectal itching?’ Nobody has time for the pain. Next!

You know, maybe we should have a feature called ‘Dumb Song Lyrics’. Maybe this will be the first post in the ongoing series. Hmmm…

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4 Responses to “Maybe It Was All The Drugs…”

  1. Wendy Says:
    September 22nd, 2010 at 2:26 pm

    Radio goo-goo Radio ga-ga

    Of course, now we have a Lady Gaga, so maybe it was foreshadowing?

    Patrick D. Reply:
    September 22nd, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    Huh? What’s Queen got to do with this?

  2. Wendy Says:
    September 22nd, 2010 at 11:03 pm

    I thought the theme was ‘dumb lyrics’? Those are some of the dumbest I’ve come across.
    Wendy recently posted…Exercise your Rights

    Patrick D. Reply:
    September 23rd, 2010 at 12:09 am

    Ah-ha, I got you now. Although I actually like that Queen song and now have it stuck it in my head, thank you very much.