Patrick Says

The other day, the boys and I were outside playing with the neighbors. Well, actually the kids were playing. I was just standing around watching and talking with the mom. Anyway, I looked across the street at my house and it didn’t look so bad from a distance. I pulled out my phone and took a picture.

And something miraculous happened. The house look almost downright good. I was amazed. So, from now on, I’m going to insist that people only look at my house in low resolution. The grass appears even and green. The paint on the house doesn’t look aged. You can barely tell that the rails are going to fall of the porch at some point soon. That bush on the right doesn’t look like a guy who’s been overusing hair loss shampoo…get it, because it’s really, really thick and bushy. (Work with me, people.)

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