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An Open Letter To Kesha…

(Recently, a photograph surfaced of so-called pop star Kesha with, well, uh, a certain substance, well, uh, you know, uh…just read the post.)

Kesha, Kesha, Kesha…tsk, tsk, tsk. Listen, and really, this message is directed to all ladies between the ages of 18 and 23. If you’re going to have sex with a guy and then you’re going to uh, let him…finish…on your chest, which is totally up to you, for crying out loud, don’t let him take a picture of it.

I know you’re young and maybe you haven’t picked a career field yet, but whether you choose pop star or banking vice-president, you DON’T want pictures out there with someone using your chest as a hand towel. You will regret it.

Look, sex is fun. We all know this. And by all means, do whatever you want in the bedroom. But you need to insist that where you’re doing it, it’s like a rock concert: ‘Shake your booty all you want, but absolutely NO photography.’

This public surface announcement has been sponsored by no one, but if there was one, a good choice would be Kleenex. Also, I’m not providing a link to the actual photo. Go find it on your own, perv.

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7 Responses to “An Open Letter To Kesha…”

  1. jami Says:
    July 9th, 2010 at 7:40 pm

    wow. I didn’t hear/see this, but really. Even if you’re not famous, don’t get pics of that, and if you are famous, come on. You have to know those aren’t going to stay in his private collection. Just saying.
    jami recently posted…Jami Shouldnt Get a Fancy Phone

  2. Jenn Says:
    July 10th, 2010 at 11:10 am

    Out of curiosity I googled the photos. Blech.

    Patrick D. Reply:
    July 10th, 2010 at 12:18 pm

    People are into what they’re into, I guess. I like to spank a chick’s butt. Kesha likes to…uh, well, people like what they like.

  3. BeccA's Buzz Says:
    July 14th, 2010 at 11:43 am

    I couldn’t find it. Just as well, I suppose.
    BeccA’s Buzz recently posted…Mmm- nutmeats!

    Patrick D. Reply:
    July 14th, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    That’s probably a good thing.

  4. jami Says:
    July 21st, 2010 at 9:27 pm

    I linked to this with my own thoughts. Sure, I’m a few days behind, but you know, I got a lot going on. And a slow brain. And the ADD.
    jami recently posted…Jami Will Warn You- Just This Once

    Patrick D. Reply:
    July 22nd, 2010 at 10:10 am

    Thanks for the linkage. Slow brain and ADD (not to be confused with AD&D which is Advance Dungeons & Dragons) seems like a bad combination.