Patrick Says

H/T to Great White Snark.

I was discussing ice cream with someone the other day and I made the statement that I don’t like the rocky road flavor. For those of you unaware of this flavor, you can read about it at Wikipedia. In short, it’s chocolate ice cream, nuts and marshmallows. To me, it’s like, someone was mixing stuff in their kitchen that they just happened to have and BAM, we have an ice cream flavor.

My biggest problem with it, I guess, is that I just don’t care for marshmallows in anything except my breakfast cereal. Really. I’m not a marshmallow guy. Well, I am shaped like a marshmallow, but that’s a different subject. Some may consider this blaspheme, but I don’t really like s’mores either, made on outdoor fireplaces or campfires or your stove.

Maybe it’s just me. Or not.

• I started using Tumblr again. I’ve been on again off again on tumblelogs. So this attempt may not last long. But if you’re interested in a stream of neat and/or weird things, bookmark it.
• I changed the theme over at Patrick Writes. It’s from the same guy who did Notepad Chaos, but it’s a little more manly. It’s called Desktop Chaos. And yes, I know I still haven’t actually wrote anything over there.

That is all. Happy Monday.

Don’t say I don’t provide tips for the plus-sized man! Here’s one now!

Dudes, if you’re buying dress pants, ALWAYS make sure to buy pants with at least two clasps. You are seriously dancing with the devil if you buy pants with a single button or snap keeping them closed. Listen to me. This is the voice of experience. You are going to gain a couple pounds and that second clasp is going to be the saving grace that avoids an embarrasing incident at a ballgame, family reunion or funeral.

You’re welcome.