I’m A Tauntaun…
If I ever have surgery on my stomach, I don’t know because of a leak or an overdose on top rated diet pills, I always seem to imagine it’s kind of like that scene in ‘The Empire Strikes Back’ when Han Solo uses Luke Skywalker’s lightsaber to cut open that tauntaun and the guts all come sloshing out. That right there is how I imagine it would look when the doctor uses his scalpel to cut me open.

Yep. I’m fat.


