Archive for March, 2010

Getting Old Sucks…

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

I noticed something the other day. The amount of recovery time from relatively simple injuries is directly proportional to how old you are. I’ll give you an example: the other day, I was walking down the hall and turned a corner just a half-second too late and hit my shoulder on the door jamb. (Don’t even act like you haven’t done that. And if you haven’t, believe me, you will. Hopefully, no one will be there to capture the moment with a Canon camera. But I digress…)

Anyway, it hurt. For like, three days. For a ridiculously minor injury.

So I developed this chart based on my experience in life:
Age to Recovery Time
20 —> 10 minutes
30 —> 1 hour
40 —>THREE FRIGGIN’ DAYS

Again, getting old sucks.

Goodbye Late Nights…

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

I have to stop doing these late nights. Since The Wife’s medical drama back in December, I’ve pretty much been doing the morning ‘get The Oldest ready for school’ thing. So, I have to get up at about 5:45am every morning. And I’m sooooo not a morning person. And it doesn’t help that I don’t usually go to bed until 1am.

The problem is that since from the time I get home until the boys bedtime is chock full, I can’t get stuff done that needs to get done, like paying bills or researching insurance quotes or even blogging. But because I’m so tired from the day, I end up falling asleep at the computer pretty much every night.

Something has got to give soon. Need. Earlier. Bedtime.

Typical Lighting At An Outback Steakhouse…

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

More Like ‘Joy Suck Buffet’…

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

Last week, I was driving to the bank to make a deposit for work. It was around lunchtime and I happen to be near Manchester and Hanley. It had been years since I visited my favorite Chinese buffet, Joy Luck Buffet. Back when I worked in Clayton in the late 90s / early 00s, it was extremely delicious. The potato chicken was ‘to die for’ and they offered multiple spicy chicken-type dishes at any given time.

So I stopped in.

I could tell things had gone downhill from the outside. The awning was torn up badly and in desperate need of replacement. The grounds weren’t very well kept up. But I’ve also eaten at some places that were holes in the wall and still had great food, so I kept my hopes up.

You didn’t need a finger pulse oximeter to tell the place was active inside. They were fairly busy, with at least twenty people or more, which I considered a good sign.

I was seated and went to get my first place. Now, for the record, I’m not a buffet fan. My experience is that they are generally quantity over quality and I’d rather have one good plate of food than four crappy plates. But this buffet had always been good to me in the past.

Sometimes, the past is the past.

The potato chicken was a little cold. The General’s chicken had three tiny pieces in it and had clearly not been refilled lately. I could find no brown rice as the bottom layer of my plate. (I tend to favor brown rice now that I’ve discovered its goodness.) I picked some stuff and ate it. I went back probably a solid twenty minutes later and still no General’s chicken. I ate a few more small things and gave up. I paid my check and left.

It’s a shame when something you loved so much has gone to junk.

What To Do With This Blog…

Sunday, March 7th, 2010

So, lately, I’ve been wrestling with the header image on this site. For a long time, I had the oranges up there. It was because the tagline here used to be ‘squeezing the comedy out of real life’. I liked to think that this was a humor blog. But that was really a stretch. Especially in the last couple years with the money problems and The Wife’s medical problems.

It has become more of a life blog. Oh, and the occasional push of promotional products and such. But really, more a life blog. I’d try to inject humor when possible and sometimes I’d just rant. The blog really felt rudderless to me.

And it still does.

So I need a change. As I near the 1,000th post, I feel like some kind of relaunch needs to occur. But that’s not all. I also feel like my blogroll has stagnated. So I need to infuse new blood and start following new and different people. Don’t fear, my regulars. You’re safe. I’m just going to weed out those who post infrequently or those who I just don’t seem to match up well with.

So, let’s try that it.