The Cosmos Hates Me…
It really does. I can explain.
Whenever some kind of scenario exists in my universe, whatever outcome that means the most work or inconvenience for me will be the result. Let me give you some examples, both little and big.
If I am downstairs doing something and it’s 6:30pm, sometimes I will go ahead and lock the garage door for the night. I figure it will save me the trip later to come down and lock it. Oh, but no. That will be the night the trash can in the kitchen gets full and I’m walking downstairs to unlock that locked door (because the trash cans are in the garage).
This happens every time.
Of course, I could just leave it unlocked. However, whenever I do this, nothing happens upstairs and I’m walking down at midnight to lock it up. Every time.
The cosmos hates me.
Here’s a bigger example for you. When The Wife was released from the hospital, I went to pick her up. That day, there was a big snowstorm going on. I loaded her up in the car and we’re driving out and BAM, out of nowhere, a rock hits the windshield and makes a three-foot smile/crack in the glass. It’s as if the universe is smiling at me, saying, ‘guess what jack@$$, even on a good day, we’re going to screw with you.’
Thanks, universe.
I need something like Neutrogena Skin ID on a bigger scale.
‘Help figure out why the cosmos is punishing you!’
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:47 pm
Think that’s where the old saying comes from, “When it rains, it pours.”
Just think, at least you get to come to work 5 days a week with an awesome groups of pals! I’ll push the happy button for you Thursday and make everything better!
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