Patrick Says

Sometimes, I like to tell people about a cool site I found or something interesting that maybe you haven’t seen. I think maybe a new category is in order. Thus, ‘Spotlight On…’

This first entry is for a site I cannot wait to see pretty much everyday. It’s called Lamebook. What it is pure hilarity. The site finds the most embarrassing, most awkward and funniest interactions on Facebook and posts them, albeit with the names of those involved blurred. It’s amazing.

Here’s an example (you’ll have to click it to read it):

That’s kind of what you get. Sometimes, they are a little vulgar, but I love toilet humor, so no big for me. Here’s another good one. I feel this kid’s pain, but he brought it on himself (again, click to read it):

So, kind of like Medicare supplement insurance, the pain is very, very real.

Careful, ladies. What can seem crazy and fun on a Saturday night in your early twenties can come back to haunt you in your late thirties…

Really, Barbie? You’re supposed to be a role model…tsk…tsk…

Cyanide and Happiness is hilarious. Also, very dark, but still hilarious.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

The Wife is probably coming home from the hospital tomorrow. Which is really great news. She’s been there near two months and she NEEDS to come home. But, on the other hand, having been taking care of business on my own for the last eight weeks, I have let some areas…slip…a little.

For example, I’m not the world’s best cleaner of stuff. So that area *may* have suffered a little.

So, today is cleaning day. Except I procrastinate at pretty much everything. It’s 2:36pm and I haven’t started. Crud.

Why I am writing blog posts?

It could be worse. At least I don’t have fitness equipment to clean. Just three bathrooms, the kitchen, dusting and then vacuum the whole place. Get to work, me!