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This One Has Naughty Words…

Dear 2009,

FUCK YOU. Seriously. I hope you get gang raped on your way to the retirement home for past years. I hope they ‘shiv’ you over 128 times after they’re done and you bleed to death in a back alley.

(Clearly, I’m not writing from a good place.)

Love,
Patrick

P.S. Merry Christmas. (Happy, Jessica?)

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4 Responses to “This One Has Naughty Words…”

  1. Jessica Says:
    December 21st, 2009 at 10:59 am

    Wow, maybe you would get what you really want if you would add a simple “Merry Christmas” to this post.

    Next year will be better.

    #justsayin

    Patrick D. Reply:
    December 21st, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    Done! Better?

  2. Jessica Says:
    December 22nd, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    What’s funny…is that my name is “Jessica” and I just stumbled upon this post – - I feel EXACTLY the same about 2009 – so much so that I nearly felt like “I” was “that Jessica.”

    Here’s to 2010!

  3. Superdave Says:
    January 3rd, 2010 at 9:37 pm

    Nice….and my sentiments exactly…..Hope your on the upswing this year….you deserve it.