Random Observations…
- If I ever run into the guy who invented the paper yard waste bag, I’m kicking his ass. That bag is horrible. It refuses to unfold. I’ve tried different brands and they all do the same thing. And it’s long enough that you can’t reach inside and push it out. I’m whooping that guy’s ass.
- How hysterical would it be if the factory where they make those trick candles that relight caught fire? The fire department would show up, put out the fire and whoosh, two minutes later, right back in flames.
- I wish kids would be more honest. Parent: ‘Why are you up my butt!?!’ Child: ‘Well, mother, I have a plan to systemically drive you insane by interrupting every activity you attempt by consistently increasing the volume of my voice and calling you repeatedly for no apparent reason.’
- Instant life insurance online. Yeah, I got nothing on that.
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