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- Is that swine flu shot meant for everybody or just kids and old people? #
- I'm tired of people. I want the whole world to die. Woot! #
- Little better now. You all may continue to live. #
- The Zombie Run has been decapitated. Phew. #
- For the thousandth time, I MUMBLE! I KNOW! SHUT UP! #
- Starting watching 'Secret Diary of a Call Girl'. Keeping waiting for the Doctor to show up in the Tardis. Then Billie Piper blows somebody. #
- Ever see a tweet so dumb you have to unfollow the person who said it? Yeah, me neither. #
- I feel like it's a Ramones kind of night. #fb #
- Like Kevin Smith is ever actually going to see that last tweet. Ha. #
- 'But she just couldn't stay. She had to break away. Well, New York City really has it all.' #
- About to start my fourth Christopher Moore (aka @TheAuthorGuy ) book tomorrow! Fluke FTW! #fb #
- Wow. Two dumb statements; two unfollows. In one night. #
- Good gosh, I figure how god ugly EVERY MySpace page is. Plus the 14-min load times. #
- Yeah, in that last tweet, sub the word 'forgot' in place of 'figure'. Stupid fast typing. #
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