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  • I'd love to eat out today, but broke, broke, broke-ski. Qboda sounds awesome. Curse you, lack of real money! #
  • I keep looking at the checkout screen, doing something else, coming back…argh. I hate commitments. #
  • I successfully beat-down the urge to go out for lunch. Simply cannot afford it. GO ME! W00T! #
  • StL Peeps, what is on fire over in the northwest part of Saint Louis County? I see big smoke… #
  • One more time, people, you DON'T capitalize the names of all diseases, just the proper nouns. Just saying… #
  • The fact that this tweet will appear tonight on my blog is making me really re-think the dumb tweets I normally send. Ah, screw it. #
  • Anybody remember the old 'balls' sites back in the early days of the Internet? Shame that fad died… #
  • Dell just called looking for the upsell. Saw right through that BS. I was born at night, but not LAST night. #
  • Why doesn't my non-electric stapler have a stupid 'empty' light? #moronfail #
  • I am in just…a foul mood. #

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