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I Think Of The Weirdest Questions…

The other night, I was hanging out with some friends. One of them works for a major hospital and she was relaying a story about a couple who wanted to make their own ‘sex toy’ using QUIKRETE(R) and one of their anal cavities.

Yeah, you might want to re-read that sentence.

QUIKRETE(R)

As is obvious to anyone except the two involved, they had a problem that required some serious surgery. But that’s not the point of this post. While thinking about this scenario, I get the weirdest questions popping into my head.

  • Did the two of them wear hard hats while working with the concrete?
  • Did they have a spinning cement mixer truck or did they mix it in a wheelbarrow?
  • Did they have one of those ’0 days without a work-related accident’ signs, which incidentally, they would need to flip right back to zero?

This is the kind of thing my brain comes up with…

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4 Responses to “I Think Of The Weirdest Questions…”

  1. BeccA's Buzz Says:
    August 10th, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    Here’s one:

    How far into (pun intended) their ‘sex remodel’ did they get before they realized they had made a really bad decision?

    or

    I wonder how long (pun intended) it took them to finally decide they really couldn’t get that thing out of there and needed to involve medical personnel for help. Did they wait 1 hour, 4 hours or 15 minutes?

    or

    I wonder if they used a special funnel to get it in there?

    I’m all about the logistics LOL

  2. jami Says:
    August 10th, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    my first thought was, what position do you assume to attempt this? And would you try to put your initials in it before it hardened?
    .-= jami´s last blog …Jami Spots Another Silly Sign =-.

  3. EDW Says:
    August 10th, 2009 at 10:32 pm

    Oh. MY. GOD.

    They MAKE things for your, um, adult needs. WHY would you try to do something like this?

    People are nuts!

    Also – how exactly do you broach that topic? Lordy.
    .-= EDW´s last blog …You got me running, and hiding, all over town =-.

  4. Elridge Says:
    August 11th, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    Talk about a ‘solid’ sex fantasy. Getting your “rocks off” will probably
    never be the same… LOL. Makes you wonder where people come up with ideas like this one.
    .-= Elridge´s last blog …Are You a Survivor? =-.