Patrick Says

I can’t believe I let Todd Jordan talk me into doing stupid New Years Resolutions back in January. Looking back on them now, they look like a friggin’ to-do list.

Here they are again, in case you forgot:

1. Don’t die.
2. Stay employed.
3. Don’t lose the house.

So, one of them is almost guaranteed by the end of the summer. Another one is well on its way. Which just leaves not dying.

Great.

So I have to look forward to a heart attack in October or being crushed to death by a defective plasma tv mount or being eaten by wolverines.

Neat.

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