Ants In MY Pants…
So, this morning, before going to work, I decide to use the can. I’m sitting there just doing my business, thinking about non sequiturs like jobs in banking and I see an ant on the bathroom wall.
So, I squished the ant.
And he’s on my finger. I use my other hand to grab a piece of toilet paper to wrap him in for disposal and I look away for a second. I look and back and he’s gone.
I understand gravity and ants can’t fly. He fell down into my pants. I have neither the time nor the inclination to look for him. So I just finish up and head to work.
Good luck, little dude. Don’t go into any dark caves. You will regret it.
June 30th, 2009 at 12:58 am
Eek, I hope he wasn’t playing possum! LOL
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June 30th, 2009 at 7:27 am
Ewwww! Sounds like me after a long bike ride. I have little dudes in my hair, in the cleavage…stuck to me like fly paper…and I won’t even talk about what flies in my mouth during the rides. YUCK!
June 30th, 2009 at 8:14 am
Ewwww.
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June 30th, 2009 at 8:38 am
Yipes! I hope you squished him good and he’s not really mobile anymore. Guess you know what the source is if you get a little tickle today…LMAO
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June 30th, 2009 at 10:14 am
I don’t even know where to start with that. If I even thought he *might* be alive, I’d have to wash the clothes and take a loooong hot shower. I hate ants with a passion normally reserved for child molesters and Hitler.
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July 2nd, 2009 at 4:01 am
LOlz, you would remember her kiss on your ass!