And I Don’t Even Like Star Trek…

So, there’s this conflict. And it’s a deep conflict. I just can’t resolve it.

See, I’ve never been much of a Star Trek fan. I’ve seen the shows a couple times, saw a couple of the movies, but I’m not fanatical about it.

On the other hand, I love corsets. Man, oh man, do I love corsets. If there was a ranking of womens clothing I dig seeing, corset would be #1 through #6. No joke. I love corsets.

So imagine my chagrin when seeing this little number:

Star Trek Corset

(Etsy via Topless Robot)

You know what, let’s just go ahead and put this in the good column…

8 Responses to “And I Don’t Even Like Star Trek…”

  1. Wendy Says:

    Either they’re super small, or someone airbrushed out the pink parts

  2. BeccA's Buzz Says:

    Nah, I’d say the Dr. positioned them lower down on the mound, *just* for this occasion. LOL

  3. Patrick D. Says:

    I assume we’re talking about the boobies. Don’t judge. :)

  4. KIM Says:

    I’m going to WonderCon this weekend up in San Francisco. If I see one in action I’ll snap you a photo.

  5. Katherine Says:

    But what if the top half is a lizard head with spock ears?

  6. Patrick D. Says:

    @Katherine In light of your scenario, I’m still going to say this goes in the good column.

  7. Tina Kubala Says:

    I need one of those. Might make my non-Trekkie husband care about Star Trek instead of humoring me when I’m talking about the important back story one episode I’m watching on the DVR on any given evening.

    I’d been out of Trekdom for years, but I’ve been making up for lost time lately. Just tonight, I had my best friend drop off a stack of her mom’s old Start Trek novels. I’m such a geek.

  8. Patrick D. Says:

    Geek on, my friend, geek on.