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Five Questions…

I don’t normally do memes. Okay, I never do them. But apparently, I was drunk and high again while surfing Jeanette’s site and asked to be dragged into a five question meme. I have to lay off the vodka and Ecstasy.

(I’m kidding. I occasionally do memes.)

So here’s her five questions and my answers. W00t!

  1. How far east can you go before you’re heading west?
    A. You can’t. Distance is not related to direction in this scenario. If that answer is wrong, my second guess is 317 miles.
  2. If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
    A. If the vehicle is a Geo Metro, the engine dies when you turn on the headlights.
  3. Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
    A. Only the drunk, dumb ones…just like here.
  4. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
    A. Only once, but I can’t remember the exact circumstances.
  5. If you’re in hell and you’re mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
    A. See previous question.

That’s it. Thanks to Jeanette. I was a little dry on topics tonight. I thought I might have to talk about wireless security systems or ‘my feelings’.

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4 Responses to “Five Questions…”

  1. Jeannette Says:
    February 12th, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    In response to number two (he he, I said number two)… what if it’s a Chevy Metro?

  2. Patrick D. Says:
    February 12th, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    I’ve never ridden in one of those. Sorry.

  3. Pepper Says:
    February 13th, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    I had a little Geo Metro that I drove for like three or four years and it was uber-reliable, even with the headlights on.

    Until the day that I was driving down the road and heard a very loud SMACK sound. The engine died, never to be revived.

  4. Patrick D. Says:
    February 13th, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    @Pepper Well, squirrels don’t live that long. It was bound to happen.