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Dear A-Hole Drivers In Saint Louis…

A couple things I’d like you to think about:

  • If snow has just fallen the night before and the roads aren’t yet plowed and the cars have created wear lines that don’t match up with the lane markings, USE THE WEAR LINES THE CARS HAVE MADE! Otherwise, you will hit one of us because you insist on using the lines NONE OF US CAN SEE!
  • One more thing: if you’re going to be driving 55 mph on the highway, before you go, why don’t you go ahead and REMOVE THE SNOW FROM YOUR ROOF!!! ARGH! YOU’RE AN IDIOT!!!

    AAARGGGHHHH!!!!!

    That is all.

    This entry was posted on Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 at 10:19 am and is filed under Randomness. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

7 Responses to “Dear A-Hole Drivers In Saint Louis…”

  1. Mike Wilkerson - 2GuysTalking Says:
    January 29th, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    As a driver from Wisconsin, transplanted to the not so friendly confines of Missouri roads, I can truly say that the vast majority of people behind the wheel here have no idea what to do when it shows. A podcast about critical-thinking-while-driving would be a slam dunk in this market ;)

  2. Patrick D. Says:
    January 29th, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    Word. Except people would listen to the podcast in their cars and then wreck.

  3. BeccA's Buzz Says:
    January 29th, 2009 at 11:38 pm

    LOL I just know that the older I get the more worried I get about everyone else’s driving skills-rain, snow or shine. That, coupled with the fact that with every new snow there is a new generation of drivers experiencing the thrill of snow-driving for the first time! Eeek….

  4. Mike Wilkerson - 2GuysTalking Says:
    January 29th, 2009 at 11:46 pm

    While we’re bashing the good ‘ol “man”, what is the story with being able to keep a driver’s license now NINE YEARS.

    NINE YEARS?

    Yes, I said NINE YEARS.

    While there is an occasional outstander, who on EARTH doesn’t change enough over the course of 9 years to not take note of it on your driver’s license? How about an updated eye check in all that time?

    Again, while there’s way more snow, more cheese, now less Farve, and slightly higher taxes, the calm, peace of what is Milwaukee hearkens ;)

  5. Patrick D. Says:
    January 31st, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    Nine years does seem a little long…

  6. Jami Says:
    January 31st, 2009 at 9:09 pm

    Hey – apparently some of your a-holes made it to pittsburgh. I saw them on Thursday.

  7. Patrick D. Says:
    February 1st, 2009 at 12:48 am

    They do get around.