Fine! Here They Are!

Because Todd Jordan nearly demanded it on Twitter, I will break down and post some New Year’s resolutions. Not the namby-pamby ‘lose weight, feel better’ kind, but some real resolutions I can really get behind. So, here they are, in order of importance.

  1. Don’t die.
  2. Stay employed.
  3. Don’t lose the house.

There you have. My resolutions for 2009. Let’s see how I do.

7 Responses to “Fine! Here They Are!”

  1. psychospazmom Says:

    Well, I certainly hope you succeed at each and every one of those!

  2. Todd Jordan Says:

    Dude. Totally rocking set of goals. Not die; I’m down with that. Heck, I’ll even make one of my goal words Life. As in don’t take Patrick’s life.
    That stay employed goal, well I’m not sure I can help there directly. I’ll put in some good words for you if possible I suppose.
    Finally on the last one, I’m sure that’s way out of my circle of influence. That sad, I’ve got some boxes in the garage you can live in if need be.
    Best wishes in 2009.

  3. Gregg Says:

    I summed up my goals into one attainable masterpiece last week:

    Eat More Gooey Butter Cake!

  4. Simon - a presentation skills trainer in the UK Says:

    I’m with you on all three of those! Can I add a fourth? – Have fun

    By the time I’ve not died and had fun pretty much everything else will fall into place. :)

    Simon

  5. EDW Says:

    Those are pretty good goals. I like them.

  6. Patrick D. Says:

    @EDW I was using the KISS principle.

    (Keep It Simple Stupid, not Knights In Service to Satan, just to clarify.)

  7. Jeannette Says:

    Dude…

    You. Are. Awesome.