Fine! Here They Are!
Because Todd Jordan nearly demanded it on Twitter, I will break down and post some New Year’s resolutions. Not the namby-pamby ‘lose weight, feel better’ kind, but some real resolutions I can really get behind. So, here they are, in order of importance.
- Don’t die.
- Stay employed.
- Don’t lose the house.
There you have. My resolutions for 2009. Let’s see how I do.



January 4th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Well, I certainly hope you succeed at each and every one of those!
January 4th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Dude. Totally rocking set of goals. Not die; I’m down with that. Heck, I’ll even make one of my goal words Life. As in don’t take Patrick’s life.
That stay employed goal, well I’m not sure I can help there directly. I’ll put in some good words for you if possible I suppose.
Finally on the last one, I’m sure that’s way out of my circle of influence. That sad, I’ve got some boxes in the garage you can live in if need be.
Best wishes in 2009.
January 4th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
I summed up my goals into one attainable masterpiece last week:
Eat More Gooey Butter Cake!
January 5th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
I’m with you on all three of those! Can I add a fourth? – Have fun
By the time I’ve not died and had fun pretty much everything else will fall into place.
Simon
January 5th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Those are pretty good goals. I like them.
January 6th, 2009 at 9:48 am
@EDW I was using the KISS principle.
(Keep It Simple Stupid, not Knights In Service to Satan, just to clarify.)
January 8th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
Dude…
You. Are. Awesome.