Patrick Says

At some point, Pink really started to annoy me. Look, musically, I can dig her stuff. Well, with the possible exception of that first album. Otherwise, good enough music. I especially liked the hits ‘Just Like A Pill’ and ‘Don’t Let Me Get Me’.

But on her latest album, Funhouse, we’re treated to the hit ‘So What‘. This song is basically Pink wanting to beat people up. And while the song is catchy, the concept is tired. Since her first video when she jumped a motorcycle from a rooftop into a boyfriend’s window, we’ve had to hear how ‘badass’ Pink is.

I get it, Pink. You can kick my ass. Can we move on now?

And to add to the ‘badass’ persona, there was a point were Pink was wearing low cut jeans and she had these…I don’t know how to describe them…help me out. When guys work out really, really hard, they get these muscles right along where the torso meets the legs. I’m sure there’s a slang term for them, but I have no idea what it is. I’m sure one of you is screaming it at the monitor right now. (Please leave it in the comments.)

Anyway, she had these muscles and on a woman, they just look, well, mannish. Sorry, Pink. I’m not saying you need to wear dresses all the time, but lay off the ab workouts a little.

I’m just saying…

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