Uninvited…
This past weekend, The Wife Jen had a Tupperware party. I was stuck downstairs with the kids, which almost always seems to be the case. I never get invited. This leads me to wonder what happens at these parties.
I like to think it goes a little something like this…
The consultant has all the ladies sit around in a circle. She does her sales pitch and shows some products. Then suddenly, there’s a stack of pillows and everyone’s is in their pajamas. How did that happen? Then, a massive pillow fight ensues, giggling, frolicking. After the exhausting pillow fight, there’s an hour of makeout sessions. Also, in my head, all the ladies are between the ages of 18-21. Just saying.
Then they all pay for their purchases and go home.
I also imagine this is how the AtHome America, Lia Sophia, Pampered Chef and Stampin’ Up parties go. Everything but the adult toy parties. Those are probably boring as all get out…
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November 18th, 2008 at 2:13 am
Hmmm, interesting scenario. It almost never happens that way
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November 18th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Ha! You said ‘almost’! I KNEW IT!
November 18th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
I have heard this scenario before! You gotta get out more. Or at least come up with some new fantasies!
November 18th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
I’ve got something involving corsets and a riding crop. Is that more to your liking?
November 18th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
You are such a MAN!
Actually, you were pretty dead on…were you peeking?
November 19th, 2008 at 1:59 am
Anything else you noticed about those 18-21 year old tupperware loving freaks?
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November 20th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Having been to a variety of home crap sales parties, I have to say that the sex toy ones are like some sort of truth drug. You want to know what’s going on in your friends’ bedrooms? have one of those parties and some alcohol. There are things I will never be able to erase from my head.
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November 21st, 2008 at 4:03 pm
I know what you mean, Jami. I’ve learned more about The Wife’s friends than I ever wanted to.