Who’s Who In Disney Teen Celebrities…
I’m Miss Britt and Patrick offered to let me post here as part of my Guest Post Challenge. Patrick asked me to predict who would be the next Disney Celebutante to get herself knocked up.
Doesn’t that sound like fun?
Of course it does! I eagerly jumped on board and agreed to play Who’s That Baby Maker To The Stars. My choices – to be ranked from most to least likely to end up in a preteen maternity ward – were: Miley Cyrus, that chick from High School Musical, iCarly and Kim Possible.
And right about there is where I realized I was screwed.
I know who exactly two of those girls are. And one of them, I’m pretty sure, is a cartoon character.
Of course I’m familiar with Miley Cyrus. Hell, I even know her alter ego is Hannah Montana and that she’s kind of a big deal right now.
And Kim Possible? She’s a cartoon spy. I think. Or maybe a super hero. Or is it Japanese secret mystical agent? Whatever. Whatever her job description is, it begins with cartoon.
I’m going to go ahead and put her at the bottom of the list.
That leaves that chick from High School Musical and someone named iCarly. Is that like iPhone and iPod, only less cool? And while I do know that High School Musical is on it’s 13th reincarnation of some teenie bopper movie, I have no clue who that chick is.
Wait. Was she involved in some scandal with nudey pictures? Did I hear that on my morning radio show?
OK, move HER to the top of the list.
So we have
- That chick
- Kim Possible
From what I understand, Miley Cyrus has a dad who is pretty heavily involved. She also has, if my morning DJ is correct, a much older than her boyfriend.
iCarly? That has to be a new Wonder Pet or something. Right? Can Wonder Pets even get pregnant???
That settles it. My final list is…
- That Chick
- Miley Cyrus
- iCarly
- Kim Possible
Next up…all of the reasons I’m glad I don’t have a preteen daughter.
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November 12th, 2008 at 1:30 am
Amanda Cosgrove all the way (iCarley).
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November 12th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
I’m with Miss Britt, I don’t know 1/2 of these people but these days it wouldn’t surprise me if a cartoon character got pregnant! LOL
The concept behind the guest post challenge is very interesting! Good thinking, Miss Britt!
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November 12th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
I’d probably put Miley Cyrus at the top of that list. Twenty-year-old boyfriend, hello.
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November 13th, 2008 at 5:59 am
one of my friends have this discussion a lot because we are dorks
miley is #1…..that chick, Vanessa Hudgins is close but her boyfriend is Zac Efron who I am pretty sure is not interested in her.
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November 14th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Which is the one who did nude pics? I vote for her.
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