If I Were A Rich Man…
Occasionally, I buy a Powerball ticket. I realize I’m not going to win, but for anywhere between one to three days, I can pretend that I might have a chance and figure out what to do with my winnings.
So while flying between my vast Italian properties and Las Vegas hotels, I’d need to develop some eccentricities. Rich people have them. Poor people have them as well, but they’re just called ‘crazy habits’.
One of mine, I think, would be that for anyone to visit me, they’d need an appointment. No just ‘dropping by’. You need an appointment. ‘But I was in the neighborhood!’ Sorry, you need an appointment. I can squeeze you in tomorrow at 2pm.
That would totally be my crazy perk…
November 9th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
I’ve always wanted to have John Williams compose me some theme music and have a system in place so that my music precedes me, Darth Vader style.
November 9th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Oh man, I should have picked that…
November 11th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
Sadly, I totally have a song picked out for that occasion. Like, if I ever need a theme song, it’s there.
EDWs last blog post…I’m gonna watch you shine, gonna watch you grow