Rectum? I Nearly Killed ‘Em!

So, a co-worker at the office pointed this little tidbit out to me from the Chesterfield Journal today:

Grand opening set for Siteman West County

The Siteman Cancer Center will host the grand opening of its new $10 million expansion at Barnes-Jewish West County Hospital from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Saturday, Oct. 18, at the center, 10 Barnes West Drive.

The event will include “Ask the Doctor” booths that will feature Washington University cancer experts, screenings, pulmonary function testing for lung cancer, blood pressure, weight and body mass index testing, cooking demonstrations, healthy food samples, yoga demonstrations, chair massages and more.

Also, learn about colorectal cancer by walking through the Super Colon, a 20-foot inflatable replica of the colon.

Now I knew there were some big a-holes in West County, but this takes the cake! (Where’s the rimshot sting sound effect when you need it?)

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2 Responses to “Rectum? I Nearly Killed ‘Em!”

  1. Karen Sugarpants Says:

    That’s priceless! LOL!

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  2. BeccA's Buzz Says:

    Sounds like free healthcare to me! LOL (rectum, I nearly killed em’….too funny, that one NEVER goes out of style!)

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