It’s In The Genes…
Over the weekend, a friend of ours was kind enough to buy us barbecue from a place she likes for dinner. It was tasty. As we were eating, Steak (the two-year-old with anger issues) decided he wanted to eat a small container of sweet and smoky barbecue sauce. He wasn’t cutting it with me. He took the little cup and suck it to his faced and sucked.
As you can imagine, once this got in, it burned in his mouth and down the pipes. Not heat hot, just way too much spice for a two-year-old. And he starts yelling. So, The Wife gets him some milk and he drinks it and gets better. Not two minutes later, he grabs for another cup of barbecue sauce. The Wife grabs it back and says ‘he is so your son’ in my general direction.
‘Hey,’ I reply, ‘I never eat hot stuff until I cry and then go back for more. Oh wait, yeah, I do. Way to go, Steak. You’re on the right track boy.’
On a completely unrelated note, you ever notice that printers are usually dirt cheap? Almost always. That’s because they kill you on the cartridges. That’s why you can get an inkjet for nothing. Cartridges, my friend.
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October 7th, 2008 at 10:02 am
He is sooo yours!! You are all about the sauces. He even drinks the catsup in the little paper cups when we go to McDonalds!
October 10th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
at a family party, my friend’s two-year-old endlessly dipped her binky in the hot salsa, sucked it off, cried, repeat. According to the mom, the following day’s diaper was, um, fragrant.
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