It’s In The Constitution…
The Wife has decided that to save money in the long run, she is going to do our haircuts. She purchased the clippers from Kohl’s. I said I’m fine with that. No big deal. And the boys don’t really get much say. I mean, it’s in the Bill of Rights that moms are guaranteed the right to give their kids bad haircuts. See? It’s right here:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or of the right of a mother to give her offspring bad haircuts; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
So, cut away momma. No word on whether the Constitution mentions Barbados villa rentals or not. Probably not.
September 20th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Too funny! I actually cut my guy’s hair too, and I used to cut our little ones bangs when she was smaller. His brother was so impressed, he asked me to cut his hair too when we were in college. He ended up looking similar to the kiddo in the picture. I felt awful…but at the same time, we could NOT stop laughing. He had to go back to school looking ridiculous! I’ll have to bring pics into work. I decided to stick to immediate family only!