Serves You Right, Truman Bank…

The Truman Bank in my building is closing up next month. I don’t know anyone who banks at Truman Bank, but I’m sure they do alright. Anyway, as I was walking by this morning, I noticed they had a candy dish in their waiting area.

And what was in this dish? Progesterone? No, what? No, the candy in the jar was those fruit-shaped hard candy. Not the ones that taste like Sweet Tarts and are fruit-shaped…those are actually kind of good. No. These were those ones that are hard as stone and kind of opaque, but colored.

Maybe you know what I’m talking about…maybe you don’t. Either, Truman Bank should have got some better candy…maybe you wouldn’t be closing that location…cheapskates.

2 Responses to “Serves You Right, Truman Bank…”

  1. Wendy Says:

    Not sure exactly why, but this post really made me laugh today :)
    Thanks, Patrick!

  2. Patrick D. Says:

    Glad I could help you out.