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Thanks For Nothing, Amy!

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Hey, Amy! Amy Lee, lead singer of Evanescence and semi-goth chick who seems to dig corsets as much as me. Can I have a word with you?

I go to all the trouble of having a HUGE, multi-layered voting battle and crown you Patron Saint of this very blog and you have done exactly NOTHING newsworthy in the ENTIRE time since. For crying out loud, throw something at your personal assistant or maybe attack a clerk at Target. Something… heck, anything!

Help a brother out!

I mean, seriously, Mary Alice from Ace of Cakes ACTUALLY wrote me and sent me pictures. Don’t think I won’t revoke your status. Maybe Mary Alice can take a swing at a law enforcement officer every once and awhile.

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4 Responses to “Thanks For Nothing, Amy!”

  1. paperback writer Says:
    August 9th, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    Dude! What’s up with those dots around her eyes!?!

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  2. Patrick D. Says:
    August 10th, 2008 at 12:28 am

    I think she drew them. It’s supposed to make her ‘edgy’, maybe?

  3. Wendy Says:
    August 11th, 2008 at 10:43 am

    Those dots are all the rage if you’re:
    1. Dressed in fancy Indian sari for a special event (ie - for a wedding)
    2. A Tribal belly dancer
    3. Thirteen year old girl experimenting with makeup

  4. Patrick D. Says:
    August 12th, 2008 at 11:57 am

    I’m guessing a combination of 1 and 3 for Amy in this pic then?