Patrick Says

To the person who got here by Googling ‘naked girls 16 year old’, I’d like to talk to just you. Listen, dude, I know the young ladies are hot. Why do you think that first Britney Spears video was so hot. Hello? Catholic school girl! But seriously, sixteen? For god’s sake, man, let them finish high school.

Come on.

What’s two more years…you’ve got the time. That way, you can finally get out of your parents basement and maybe get a car or a job. Because, believe me, that eighteen-year-old hottie is not going to ride on the handlebars or ‘go dutch’. Think about it.

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