Patrick Says

So, at the Burger King across from the Galleria down on Brentwood, there is a caution sign as you pull into the lot. Not ‘Caution - Bump’ or ‘Caution - Dip’, mind you, just ‘Caution’. And this makes me wonder. What are they cautioning me against? Is this just a general ‘Caution - Life’ sign?

Like:

Caution: Yes, The Drunk Girl Dancing To Spandau Ballet’s ‘True’ Will Probably Have Sex With You, But There’s A More Than Likely Chance She’s Got An STD.

or maybe:

Caution: You’re Never Going To Be A Writer, So Stop Wasting Your Time And Finish That Degree And Get A Job In Middle Management. Could Be Worse. You Could Be Selling Concession Items At Busch Stadium Or Working At White Castle.

(Before all you concessionaires and White Castle employees send me hate mail, remember, I’m just kidding…and get me four jalapeno cheeseburgers and a cheese fry.)

Anyway, I wish that sign would elaborate on what it’s cautioning…

(On a side note, I wanted to let you guys know I’m entering a contest over at Joeprah to win a camera. Wish me luck! Or enter yourself…if you have to…)

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