Archive for May, 2008

‘That’s My Belly Button, You Moron!’

Friday, May 30th, 2008

We have the ability to do polls here at Patrick Says. And we haven’t had one in awhile.

So, here goes.

A thought occurred to me at some point about people and the etiquette for eyeglasses when ‘getting busy’. What is the standard? I know what I do, but I wonder about everyone else. Do you take them off or leave them on? So vote in the poll and let’s see what I get.

You're gonna bump uglies. Eyeglasses on or off?

  • I don't wear eyeglasses or I wear contacts. (21%, 6 Votes)
  • Yes. I want to see what's going on. (18%, 5 Votes)
  • Nope. I'll feel it out. (61%, 17 Votes)

Total Voters: 28

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For the record, the title of this post is purely for comedic value.

Katy Perry Is Kissing Girls…

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008

So I was checking out a friend’s video of a downed power line earlier tonight. At the end of the video, which was pretty cool, they show some other clips from the service (in this case, MySpaceTV). A listing for a video by an artist named Katy Perry caught my eye. I clicked the link and played the video.

Hell’s yeah.

This video is awesome. It’s awesome for three primary reasons:

  1. Katy Perry looks smoking hot in this video.
  2. Clearly lesbian overtones, or at the bare minimum, a girl who’s into trying new things…wink wink nudge nudge.
  3. The song actually rocks. (Wait for the chorus…it’s worth it.)

Basically, what you have here is a WIN-WIN-WIN situation.

This video might be consider NSFW by some people. I am not one of those people. But if the kids are around, they may want to know why Katy kissed a girl. If you’re not ready to answer that question, come back later when the kids aren’t around. There is no nudity or foul language in this video, but some of the outfits are a little skimpy and there are obviously some suggestive themes going on.

I Should Like Weezer More Than I Do…

Monday, May 26th, 2008

So, has there ever been a group that seems like they should be right up your alley in terms of your musical tastes? A couple years back, I felt that way about the Dave Matthews Band. They seemed like a perfect fit for me. I bought ‘Under The Table And Dreaming’. And I hated it. Really. Just awful. Got on my nerves in two and a half songs. The only song I really liked was ‘Ants Marching’ and that wore thin fairly quickly. So sometimes the obvious musical choice isn’t so obvious.

Which brings us to Weezer. Weezer seems like a band I could absolutely love. Like right up there with Pearl Jam or REM. Yes, that good. They write quirky fun songs, they did a video with the Muppets, they’re kind of geeky. These things should make me and Weezer a perfect fit. I’ve tried a couple times and I’m still on the fence though.

So, I need to give this a serious go. If you’re a Weezer fan, what is the best album to jump in with? If you hate Weezer, who would you recommend for quirky fun music? Help me out.

Here’s two great Weezer videos:

‘Keep Fishin’ with the Muppets

‘Perfect Situation’ with our Patron Saint Battle nominee, Elisha Cuthbert

Also, check out the new video featuring a plethora of Internet ‘celebrities’

We Get It, Microsoft, You Made Windows XP…

Monday, May 26th, 2008
Windows XP Splash
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I noticed while booting up the computer today that Windows XP has the company name, Microsoft, listed not once…not twice…but three times on the splash screen. That seems a lot like overkill. Gee, I wonder who makes this product…oh, it’s Microsoft.

What’s the matter, Microsoft…incredibly tiny penis? You can always buy a Porsche.

Ridiculous Gas Prices…

Saturday, May 24th, 2008


Ridiculous Gas Prices

Originally uploaded by PatrickD88


Got some gas yesterday while out with the family. Here’s the result. Can’t we go bomb some country and get these prices down a little?