So, everyone has that first album they got. You remember it? Remember how excited you were? Remember how you played it to death until even you were sick of it? Well, my first album was Quiet Riot’s ‘Metal Health’. You may remember it for the cover of Slade’s ‘Cum On Feel The Noize’. 
But just behind it, literally by minutes, was the Culture Club album, ‘Kissing To Be Clever’. Bear in mind this was 1983 and I was like, thirteen. I had no idea what the whole dressing like a chick thing meant. I can only imagine what my mom thought. Regardless, I dug the music and played that LP to death…along with the Quiet Riot.
In that same rotation, by the way, were The Police’s ‘Synchronicity’ and some Weird Al album, the one with ‘Eat It’ on it. Maybe this explains my eclectic taste in music now. Hmmm…
Here are videos from both albums. Fire up the Wayback machine!
You know, Boy George kind of reminds of this girl I went to high school with. I can’t mention her name in case she reads this blog. But it’s not really that much of an insult. Boy George is kind of an attractive-looking chick…wow, that sounded way gay-er than it was meant to…eh, never mind.
Here’s a picture of UK glamour model Keeley Hazell (mildly NSFW) just to prove I’m all man. So there. And you’re welcome, gentlemen.
(Patrick’s note: This post is meant to be humorous. If you were offended, you don’t get the jokes. That just confirms I’m a crappy writer. It doesn’t make me a homophobe. Thank you. Good night!)
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