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Pass Me A Bandage…

My rectum is bleeding. Do you know why?

Because I just paid $3.49 for a gallon of gas. That would be fine if I only needed a gallon, but I need thirteen of them. That’s nearly $50 worth of petroleum that just a few short years ago cost me about $1.99 a gallon.

$3.49 FOR A [expletive deleted] GALLON OF GASOLINE!!!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
GUESS WHAT!?!
THE TERRORISTS WON!!!
ARGH!!!

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5 Responses to “Pass Me A Bandage…”

  1. paperback writer Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 7:22 am

    Here’s a bandage.

  2. Andrea Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 10:29 am

    I feel your pain. I filled up a Dodge Durango hemi with $88 this morning.

    And where I live it’s 3.69 a gallon.

  3. Wendy Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    We’re at $3.75 now…I can’t wait to move to the ‘burbs where it will be *only* $3.50. You know, it’s going to be the gas prices and not the housing market that cause the biggest issues in this ‘recession’.

  4. Patrick D. Says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 10:22 am

    Ouch, Andrea. If it’s any consolation, gasoline will probably be $4.00 a gallon soon everywhere.

  5. Patrick D. Says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 10:23 am

    Sadly, I can remember gasoline for $1.09 a gallon.