Oh Crap…Not Again…

So, The Wife and I sat down tonight to watch ‘Medium’. It’s not one of my shows, but she digs it. And out of nowhere, she tells me nonchalantly that she’s pregnant again.

Crap.

See, we had this whole thing taken care of. Really. I had the vasectomy and got tested and I’m producing nothing. I guess it grew back. I have no idea how we’re going to handle this one.

Just wow. I am at a loss for words…

11 Responses to “Oh Crap…Not Again…”

  1. Janet Says:

    april fools

  2. Mike Says:

    Does she really mean it or just kidding as its 1st April and famously known as April fools day. May be she is fooling you and just kidding.

  3. EDW Says:

    Totally April Fools.

  4. Pajama Mommy Says:

    gotta be april fools.

  5. Jenny Says:

    If you’ve been fixed then it’s gotta be an april fools joke. Otherwise….I’m not even gonna go there.

  6. Wendy Says:

    April Fools….or somebody’s gonna be seeing the doc ;) Good one, Patrick!

  7. jami Says:

    If it’s not April Fools, that’s what happens when you don’t go for your follow up appointment. More than one kid has been the result of an almost successful snipping.

  8. Beccagirl Says:

    Ha! Good’n…

  9. Patrick D. Says:

    As everyone figured, this was an April Fools joke. If The Wife was pregnant, I’d have driven my car off the overpass at I-270. Anyway, have a good one and thanks for visiting.

  10. Todd Jordan Says:

    LOL. Sorry I missed this on April Fools. Good joke.

  11. paperback writer Says:

    Ha ha ha. :)