My Secret Crush Revealed…

I can’t hide it any longer.

I have a secret crush on you. Since I saw you at the supermarket, you’re all I think about. These feelings have just flooded me. I’m overcome. I think about you every night before bed. I want to run my tongue against every part of you. I want the feelings to last forever. I didn’t think I could ever love someone like this.

I’m in love with you…spumoni

Spumoni Ice Cream
Not my actual brand pictured.

3 Responses to “My Secret Crush Revealed…”

  1. Beccagirl Says:

    Nice! I guess The Wife should spread a little behind her ears and on her wrists to entice you! LOL

  2. Wendy Says:

    tee hee hee hee hee
    You’re so funny Patrick :)

  3. Chris Stormer Says:

    Sometimes it happens with us that we start liking a non living thing. We want to have that thing at every cost. We love that thing and did not get satisfied till we get that thing. It’s the only matter of our mind which can do anything.