My Secret Crush Revealed…
I can’t hide it any longer.
I have a secret crush on you. Since I saw you at the supermarket, you’re all I think about. These feelings have just flooded me. I’m overcome. I think about you every night before bed. I want to run my tongue against every part of you. I want the feelings to last forever. I didn’t think I could ever love someone like this.
I’m in love with you…spumoni…

Not my actual brand pictured.



March 6th, 2008 at 10:48 am
Nice! I guess The Wife should spread a little behind her ears and on her wrists to entice you! LOL
March 6th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
tee hee hee hee hee
You’re so funny Patrick
March 8th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Sometimes it happens with us that we start liking a non living thing. We want to have that thing at every cost. We love that thing and did not get satisfied till we get that thing. It’s the only matter of our mind which can do anything.