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What’s The Plural Of Ho?

Okay, first things first, you need to read this post over at Jami’s. Then come back over here for my take on the whole thing. I’ll wait. Go ahead…

Now, I’m not sure what meds Jami is taking before bed, but I definitely want to get some of them. Cause they are awesome. But seriously, wow. I don’t know what to do with this one. I will say that three finer ‘internet hos’ could not be found. Jami, EDW and PW are three people who I have never met in person, but would call friend without hesitation. (Cinders would be in that group too, but she went underground.)

While I would open my door to any of you ladies, you would probably find the facilities here slightly inadequate as we have a small home.

Also, quite far from Los Angeles…

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6 Responses to “What’s The Plural Of Ho?”

  1. EDW Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 12:22 am

    Ok, the best part of that dream is that Jami dreamed you had set up laptop docking stations for us! That rocks! I totally think if we were accused of being internet hos the docking stations would win us over to staying in a place we were not welcome. It’s genius!

    AND you get on Dr Phil, while we only get to go bike riding.

  2. Patrick D. Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 8:34 am

    Believe me, bike riding was the desired outcome in that dream.

  3. Beccagirl Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 11:44 am

    Trust me ladies, if he could, he would make docking stations all around his house for one and all! :)

    I’m not sure how to pluralize ‘ho’. ‘Hos’ would probably be correct if it didn’t look so wrong…I know it’s not ‘ho’s’ because that would be possession. Not that internet hos aren’t guilty of possession, but that’s another post LOL (Ha, ha, possession of internet…get it? no? ok.)
    :)

  4. paperback writer Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 2:44 pm

    Oooo!!! This means that I actually had a LAPTOP!!!!!!!

    :)

  5. Jami Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 9:10 pm

    I am glad that my unconscious mind provided so much entertainment for us all, usually it’s just me who is amused.

    I can’t decide on the plural of ho-s either, I went with the “hos” because because the apostrophe looked possessive and with an E it’s a garden tool.

    I am sure that Patrick’s wife would be a very good hostess, once we did convince her that ho~s we are not.

  6. cinders Says:
    February 15th, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    Thanks Patrick– I consider you an internet friend as well. But just so you know, I AM an internet ho.