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I’m Like Thor But Without The Hammer…

Old Orchard Juice

I feel the need to tell you this, so you understand the power in this body. I just finished drinking 64 ounces of Old Orchard Healthy Balance Apple Cranberry Juice. In one sitting. Two short hours, 64 ounces of beverage. And I only had to pee ONCE.

I HAVE THE BLADDER OF A GOD!
ALL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHTY POWER OF MY BLADDER!

Mu-ha-ha! Mu-ha-ha! Mu-ha-ha!

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6 Responses to “I’m Like Thor But Without The Hammer…”

  1. snes Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 8:10 am

    Any idea what the sugar content is as i am diabetic

  2. Patrick D. Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 8:33 am

    I know it’s flavored with Splenda. Does that help?

  3. Beccagirl Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 11:32 am

    Wow! I feel ya…I too have a bladder which is – ‘strong like bull’. It’s more amazing that your stomach could hold so much at one time…although you did have it over a 2 hour period.
    Remember when we used to play “How much will you pay me to…”? I’d pay you a dollar to drink a gallon of milk all at once! LOL

  4. paperback writer Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    Here’s your hammer, Thor.

    Watch out for Loki.

  5. Lenard Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    Wow. I would love to have a bladder like that. That is probably one of the things I want most in this life, besides a gold toilet. But seriously 64 ounces? How in the world did you do it? Keep up the good work.

    Cheers.

  6. Jami Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 9:11 pm

    Did you see the Simpsons where Abe blows out his kidneys? Don’t be an Abe, Patrick, it’s okay to pee now and then.