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‘I’d Say You’ve Had Enough!’

Conferences are great…and not just for the reasons you think they are.

Okay. Everybody farts. We all know this. But when you’re in a conference, it’s a quiet room and you’re there for an hour at a time. And unless you’re sure it’s silent AND odorless, you can’t squeak anything out. So, as soon as the conference break comes up, everyone heads for the john.

I’m in this group too. I’m only human. I go into a stall and sit down. What I hear is awe-inspiring. Fifteen stalls echoing a chorus of farts that can only be compared to that infamous scene from ‘Blazing Saddles’.

Long live the conference!

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3 Responses to “‘I’d Say You’ve Had Enough!’”

  1. paperback writer Says:
    January 18th, 2008 at 8:55 am

    Er….

    So wrong…but absolutely right.

  2. Angela Says:
    January 19th, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    BAH HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    LMAO!!!!

    If you guys had discussed this before hand, you could have played a song. Maybe a little Star Spangled Banner or something.

  3. Wendy Says:
    January 22nd, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    Was that a tech conference? Every tech conf I’ve attended people just seem to Let Em Fly and all noses be damned! You think they could actually smirk or give a little laugh with it….sheesh.